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Tuesday, January 27

Do your lips a service...

Want to get ridiculously soft, pouty lips? Yes, you say? Well here's what to do:

Keep your old toothbrush, get some Vaseline or lip balm slathered on yer kissers, then brush the crap out of them! No joke. Just rough 'em up until they feel all tingly, then have a look. They'll be puffed up, scrubbed free of flakey skin, and red like the rose. Princess Aurora eat your heart out!

That is all for today. Enjoy your new pout! ;)

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